Jonny Numb

well it took long enough but dad’s away for the day and i’m FINALLY able to bring some CLASS to this stupid mcdumbsite. like seriously i love him and all (i guess) but dam dude NO ONE wants to read you ramble on about the shiznit you ramble on about!

they’d much rather look at pictures of the wonderful and elegant ME…or maybe even some more minor felines from through-out hiss-tory!

but still HAHAHAHAHA i get to play HACKERCAT muhahahaha! for at least one sweet possst, i get to represent all of feline-hood!

so suck it, doggos – this is a CATS-ONLY zone!

i am the one they call KIMA – and that’s Kee-MAH (or Kee-MUH) to you biped dummies!

i am descended from long line of great FEE-LINES dating back to the ancient E-GYPSHUNS, so of course i am INTELLA-GENT enough to put in his ass-word and figure out what the things on these squares mean…

so yeah, dad and the girl he lives with call me KIMA, but they call me about a hundred bajillion other things too, which is DAM confusing and gives me like second-hand multiple purr-sonality disorder or some shiznit…

so maybe my first post should be about some of the names they call me (and they wonder why i act all confused and weird all the time!)…

alternate names for the KEE-MAH in no order:

Kimaroo, Kimarooni, Kimatooni, Kima-Pawsarooni, Little Ball (WTF), Little Bundle (WTF), Little Maniac (hell yeah), Drumstick (not a chicken drum-ass!), Paws (yes they are), La Poof, Little Butt, Butt-Butt (perv), Dreamy Ki, RBF (not sure WTF that means), Weirdo, “Whiskas”, Crazy Eyes, Cat-Cat, Furball, Fancy Pants, Ki, Kiki, Kima-Cat, Lilleplutt, Miss Kima, Pinknose, Poang, Pork Chop, Snowpants, #Fancy, Kima-Kima-Butter-Jelly, Floof, Floofatooni, Nutball, Sharkface, Hey Butt What’s Up (not much chick’n ASS!), Turbo, Oof!

i like some of these more than others, so if you see me before i run into a room to get away from you, just call me KEE-MAH and i’ll know what you mean okay?

ACTUALLY there’s maybe a clue as to where i REALLY got my name in this little clip from some confusing show dad was watching when he brought me home…